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earthdad:

when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh

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nanthecowdog:

askadisneyprince:

letstalkdisneytoday:

kristofff-bjorgman:

thedisneyfan:

ollietheduke:

rinnysega:

ovarianeruption:

chelle-the-evil-queen:

micgrkkr

mdksyla

rtin

Olibos

hesshcpo

hikky

jdxxica

Fanu

Nan

Lol peasants

Healru

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sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

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miank-libra:

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officalsquidward:

totally-not-superboy:

smallpox:

instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant

Are you a U.S. senator?

If you have sex with the lights off, the sperm won’t know where to go! And you won’t get pregnant

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nepetalast:

sheyna-sterling:

pissy-little-aquarius:

why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

is this a new thing to you

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dulect:

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watcha got there

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chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

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cocaineshorty:

hkirkh:

FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

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