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i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

i know

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if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

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"They are making a mockery of the gay rights movement!"

"Typical man. Determined to prove your virility by turning a lesbian straight."

Actual lines said on a show that is actually aware of how damaging lesbian stereotypes are for actual real life lesbians and is making an effort to handle the…

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So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

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well that sentence was an adventure